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Subject: more more more Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:59 pm

Magnanakaw dyoks
Isang gabi...

babae: honey honey merong magnanakaw binubuksan yung ating bintana!
Lalaki: hay....
babae:bakit maluwag pa yata loob mo?
Lalaki:kasi mabubuksan na din natin yung bintanang yun! tagal ko nang di nabubuksan yun eh....

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Mama: honey...! gising sa sarap nang tulog natin di natin namanlayan na may magnanakaw na pala kagabi! at ninakawan tayo!

Dady:oo nga hano!

Mama: sa sarap nang tulog natin! pati kama nanakaw!

Dady:(Sa mabagal na salita)oo nga hano!
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isang gabi... may maggnanakaw....

Bicky(magnanakaw):hmmm. alin kaya manakaw dami aplianaces.. itong TV ayy kamukha din nang TV namin to ahh ... yung iba naman eto DVD ay parang meron na din ako nito ha! (mayamaya pumasok sa kuwarto)

BIcky: nyaaaak! pati itong sinelas kamukha din nang stepen ni misis !

Bicky: nyak pati may ari nang bahay kamukha din ano ba naman to!

Girly: hooy BIcky bakit ganyan ang suot mo halika na nga dito tulog na tayo!

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Lalaki(pandak): waaaa! nalulunod ako nalulunod ako nalulunod ako!

Babae:honey honey gising nananaginip ka!

Lalaki:Hooy gising ako hano

babae: eh bakit sabi mo nalulunod ikaw...!

Lalaki: nalulunod ako dahil sa dami nang unan!

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Girl:aray sakit nang ulo ko! Hindi ako maka2log

Boy:ako din di maka2log!

Girl: dahil sakit din ulo mo?

Boy: hindi dahil ingay mo! user posted image
isang araw may mag amang nag uusap

Ama:kamusta pagaaral mo??

Anak:nag test po kami tungkol sa mga manok

Ama:oh ano madali nmn ba??

Anak:chicken na chicken poe

Ama: eh ano nmn grade mo??

Anak: xempre itlog tay

Ama: ano itlog anggaling mo anak manang mana katalaga sakin.. im very proud of u son

Anak:uu tay itlog ako may ulam na tau

Ama:uu nga anak may itlog na tau user posted image

Beauty Pageant Boo Boos
Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmm... taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.

Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm... I am n ot sure...
Host: Hindi... Kunwari ikaw, more or less...?
Girl: Uhmm... more.
(crowd booing...)
Sige, Sige... Less, less....

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue...? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(Banawe kaya 'yon!)

Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because... because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.

Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.

Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I... That's all. Thank you!

Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.

Host: Hindi ito boob... hindi ito tube... Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!

(Gay Contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading... (pause)
....Ano nga po ulit yung question?

Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (believe it or not she answered) ...Si Melanie Marquez po!

Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl turns and walks away.)

Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.

Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... bumble bee!

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.

Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige...
Girl: In one word... MY LIFE!

Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!

Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite...?
Girl: Eh... kasi patay na sya eh.

Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did yo u get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?

(Little Miss Philippines)

Host: Ano'ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
user posted image lol!